Don't let her lack of her own website fool you, she has enough money to buy the whole internet with a week's allowance.
I mean, these are just a few, but her services are infinite because of her greatness, she is basically God.
Alison will teach you how to be egotistical just like her. Be warned, her levels of ego take years of planning and decades of precision; however, she was born with it of course because she is that good. *spray*
Being the most popular kid in Spanish class, Alison has much to teach everyone about the popularity "ways". One day, the creator of this website hopes to take a lesson from her and learn the methods she employs to be as popular as she is.
Since she is the best violinist in the school, first chair, she can teach all about how much better she is at her instrument than you are. She is known as player of that "Jewish solo" from Spamalot and last chair in the Warminster Symphony Orchestra. In school however, Alidumb enjoys a violin rating of 14/10 where previously she played an 11/10. Clearly the Ling-Ling workout is working for her!
Employed with unprecedented intelligence, Alidumb turns high profits through her mail shipping and preparing service. She takes letters that you wish to mail, stamps them, cuts them, and seals them (lickity lick). Then she spends some time with the best caligrapher in the business: herself, since she is great at everything. You can be sure that you are getting a high quality product! Alidumb knows it for sure.
Alidumb hates a lot of people, but she loves me.
She never has anyone on her side.
Please email me, I have no friends to talk to...