He has his own website, which means he is cool.
Here are just a few of the things that I offer!
I can teach you how to be cool, just like me!!!
I will give you the opportunity to look at my beautiful body!!!
I will work for years with you so you can be at least 1/100 as smart as I was 10 years ago!!!
If you are that low to trust my opinion on a book, there's something wrong with you.
If you are that low to trust my opinion on a TV show, there's something wrong with you.
You will get a chance to meet some of the people responsible
in making me fantastic.
Please email me, I have no friends to talk to...